Interscription

For my first posting on Interscription I will open up with an article detailing my complete disgust toward Nintendo and their Wii system.  I find the Wii to be a disgrace to all that is gaming. It’s rapid sales and world wide dominance is only a testament to how idiotic people can be. The minute you make this statement, millions will argue that 8.2 million people can’t be wrong. Well, I disagree.  Look at how many people bought Brittany Spears albums and you can see that Millions upon Millions of people can be very, very, very wrong. I have no problem with the purchase of a Wii for any child under the age of 13. Also, if you are a soccer mom over the age of 45 the Wii is most likely the system for you. As for everyone else in between, I hope you are a 13 year old school girl, in which case I can let it slide. The Wii as a platform is good for one thing, and one thing only. You buy it, spend the extra $50 to mod it, then never by another game for it for all eternity.  

As far as the console wars go I do not believe the Wii belongs in the race at all. It’s like a grocery store stating that they sell more apples than the construction company next door sells bricks……Whogivesaphuck! Wii people and PS3/360 people are not the same. The Wii is not a gaming console, it’s a toaster oven with a high gloss finish. Everyone purchasing a Wii made a rushed decision based on cost.  The Wii is a Regular Xbox with a fancy controller. When you think about purchasing a Wii consider the fact that you can buy a regular Xbox at Amazon.com for around $70. Which brings me to the conclusion of my first posting! The Wii is more of a rip off then either the 360 or the PS3. At least you’re getting what you pay for on both the MS and Sony systems. 

In closing I welcome any and all challengers to comment on my article. I love a good argument or heated discussion so bring it. And Yes I’m calling you a little school girl if you own a Wii! Gigadee Gigadee Go F%#%$# yourself Nintendo!

(The views expressed in this article do not necessarily represent those of Interscription, its staff, or its team of frothy mouthed 13 year old school girls and nintendo fanboys.  Gigadee Gigadee Goo is a registered Trademark of Fox Networks).