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  • twilight_movie_poster_cheezburger

    The Twilight Decryption part Deux: attack of the Cheesburger.

    I thought I was done with the whole mess, I read about the Movie for the final book (Breaking Dawn) will be made into two movies. I really thought this could use a bit of a cliff note because the final of the 4 books...

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  • Twilight for dudes: Decrypting the Phenomenon.

    Twilight for dudes: Decrypting the Phenomenon.

    As the resident estrogen based life form in the group I somehow feel obligated to help those with the Y chromosome to understand this whole Twilight mess. Frankly I feel slightly dirty even bringing it up, but if it helps all of you guys out...

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  • My personal video store

    My personal video store

    Welcome.

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  • Dear movie industry…

    Dear movie industry…

    Ah yes, the movies- or talkies if you will.

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  • Resident Evil 4… thousand

    Resident Evil 4… thousand

    Behold… Craptastic! I have been a fan of Resident Evil for many moons. I even attempted to make my own movie and failed fantastically (not because of the script or the lack of motivation- because of dumb, dumb, flaky people). Wild wild west Alice with...

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  • The Legacy of The Dark Knight

    The Legacy of The Dark Knight

    It’s one of those films I’m very particular about. It’s not Batman or Batman II. It’s The Dark Knight. I get sensitive when people are so stuck with their Adam West memories that they mistakenly allow young children to watch it as something to pass the time. I remember once talking to an older gentleman about what he thought and he dismissively said “ Well, my grandkid liked it. He likes that kid’s stuff.” I don’t think he heard my teeth grinding but I can’t be sure.

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  • How Star Trek Stopped Being the Alternate

    How Star Trek Stopped Being the Alternate

    There’s a moment in one of my favorite movies, High Fidelity, that seems pretty apropos to my reaction watching JJ Abrams’s Star Trek… John Cusack’s character is the put-upon owner of a record store. Every day these skateboard punks take over the street and basically...

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  • Review: Terminator: Salvation

    Review: Terminator: Salvation

    I saw it last night… So, the good stuff first:

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